I am so very excited to be hosting a giveaway for one of my FAVORITE lunch products to ever rock my little lunch-making world. If you've been around this bento lunch blog for any length of time, you KNOW I'm not just blowing smoke about Lunch Punch. I use them all the time! I overflow with big puffy heart affection for these adorable sandwich cutters.
Want to hear more about how YOU can win some fancy dancy Lunch Punch sets? Click here to enter!!! :)
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Why is the math book always so sad?
Because it's full of problems!
Why did the teacher get her eyes tested?
Because her pupils were acting crazy!
I am a fan of lunch punch on fb!
I became a fan of The Lunch Punch on Facebook!!
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday.:)
This is my 3-year-old's favorite joke.
So Daddy Tomato, Mommy Tomato & Baby Tomato are walking down the street and Baby Tomato is walking really slow and lagging behind. So Daddy Tomato gets angry and goes back and squishes her and says "Ketchup!"
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef Jerkey
I love Laffy Taffy jokes!
Also I "Like" Lunch Punch on FB. I've already pre-ordered my Sand Wishes set so when I win I'll send that one to a friend. ;]
I am a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook!!
What kind of hair does an ocean have??? Wavy
My four year olds favorite knock-knock joke is:
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Quit crying, it's only a joke!
I'm a fan of lunch punch!
I also became a fan of The Lunch Punch on FB!
I "Like" Lunch Punch on FB
I'm a fan of lunch punch on facebook!
Why did the bicycle stop moving?
It was two-tired!
not too august-hot friendly, but a fav of my 5 year old:
knock knock
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in it's cold outside!
how do get a kleenex to dance? put a little boogie in it!!
liked them on facebook. yay!
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Cargo Beep Beep!
I "liked" lunch punch!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and won't open!
Q: Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
A: the outside
Liked them on facebook!
Knock knock
who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Grilla me a hamburger, I'm HUNGRY!
aehopper at gmail dot com
"liked" lunch punch. Thanks!
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
ktraxel AT twcny DOT rr DOT com
I liked Lunch Punch
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?....Cuz' if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay-gulls." Get it Bagels? (LOL) :)
I "Liked" lunch punch on facebook, too!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Birthday!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 (ate ;) 9!
Har har har ;) lol
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on FB!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who??
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
;)
I'm a fan of lunchpunch on facebook...love them!
Sasha-great minds think alike, eh? LOL I hit comment and they both showed up at the same time..hehe
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook:)
I "like" The Lunch Punch on Facebook!
I'm a fan of lunch punch!
Joke: (as you cross railroad tracks say:) Looks like a train just passed through. How do you know? Because it left it's tracks!
Rope goes into a restraunt, they say "we don't serve ropes here". Rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot, rolls around and gets all messed up. Goes back in and they say "aren't you the rope we told to leave?" He replied, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot". (Afraid not) One of the only jokes I remember:)
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool?
Bob, cause that's all he can do is bob up and down
I am a fan of lunch punch on facebook!
I am a FB fan of Lunch Punch!
What is black and white and red all over?
2 possible answers:
A newspaper!
A sunburned zebra!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yodelehe
Yodelehe who?
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD YODEL!
:) My daughter cracks up every time I say this one.
i liked the lunch punch on facebook!
where do horses live?
in neigh-borhoods!!
I also am soooo "liking" the Lunch Punch Page. :)
loved lunch punch on Facebook :)
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
first one my 8 year old thought of :) lol
I like the lunch punch!!!
Just "liked" Lunch Punch on FB! :)
Q: What is smarter than a talking dog?
A: A spelling bee!!!
I so love corny jokes!
Knock knock
who's there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange glad it me who knocked???
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think it over
I am a fan of Lunch Punch on facebook
I already "like" Lunch Punch on FB. :D
I'm a fan of Lunch PUnch on face book!
My daughter's favorite "current" joke:
"How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?"
"How?"
"P-p-p-poke her face."
What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he was leaving for the first day of school?
Bison (Bye Son)
I Liked Lunch Punch on FB ;)
My favorite joke as a kid:
Q:What's black and white and red all over?
A: The newspaper!
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook!
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch!
Q - What do cattle order in Italian restaurants?
A - Cow-zones!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! (And Olive Lunch Punches for my kids' sandwiches! :)
Became a fan of Lunch Punch on FB!
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!
If there was a "love" button I would have chosen that, but I had to settle for the "like" button for lunch punch on fb!!!
I'm a fan of lunch punch!
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?
*may the fork be with you
I 'like' lunchpunch on FB too
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Impatient cow...
Impatient cow w...
MOOOO!
and I'm a fan of lunch punch on FB :)
fan on facebook
More for moms than kids (just a generational reference) but here goes:
Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?
John Cougar Melon-camp!
why do seagulls fly over the sea?
because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
What lives at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
I am a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook!
I'm so excited for this giveaway because the transportation set would be SO CUTE for my twin boys! They're not in school yet but I find myself making them sandwiches for lunch almost every day and would love to make them a little more exciting. Also, this giveaway ends on my birthday! :)
My joke: Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin turns the the second and says, "Wow, it sure is getting hot in here!" and the second muffin cries, "Oh my goodness, a talking muffin!"
-Alex
http://twolittlehornes.blogspot.com
I am a fan of lunch punch
HOw did the farmer fix his jeans???
With a cabbage patch.
I friended you on Facebook!
Why can't you tell a joke while you are ice skating?
The ice might CRACK UP!!
Not sure if it was entered so I will do it again.
What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt."
I also friended Lunch Punch on FB.
I 'like' LunchPunch (on FB)!
Liked lunch punch...
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing...
Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Juana.
Juana who?
Juana come out and play?
3YO: Mommy, look! (shows multi-color hands)
Me: M, what happened? (in suspicious mommy voice)
3YO: I found some pennies and put them in the M&M machine and turned the handle and LOTS and LOTS of M&Ms came out and then I put them in my hands and they were ALLLLL different colors and then I ate them and they tasted good. hahahahahaHAAAAAA!!!
I guess I cheated, because this is no joke, even though the kid thought it was funny. ;-)
Love the lunch punch! I "liked" on FB.
I'm a fan on FB
I like Lunch Punch on Facebook!
I am a fan on FB of Lunch Punch.
Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
A pan of muffins were in the oven. One muffin says "Man is it hot in here." Another muffin screams "Ah, a talking muffin!"
My husband cracks up every time he hears this. I guess you could call it big kid friendly. :P
I became a fan on FB! Thanks for the two chances to win.
Im a fan on FB..love it!!
Fan on FB!
greenfrugalmama@gmail.com
LIKE!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
What goes "Ho, ho, ho, plop?"
Santa claus laughing his head off.
I'm a Lunch Punch fan on FB!
This is my golden retriever's joke. Yes, he talks.
Human says to Dog: Knock Knock.
Dog says: Come in!
I'm a fan of Lunch punch on Facebook!
I have something funny that isn't exactly a joke, but my 4 year old told me the other day that he was "hotter than a cinnamon church!" (sinner in church) :)
i'm anti-facebook - is she on twitter? :)
knock knock
who's there
olive
olive who
olive you!
I became a friend on facebook.
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook :)
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
I am a fan on facebook.
Son: Where are we giving all my old toys?
Mom: To Goodwill
Son: Can we have Good Will over to play sometime.
:)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow go.
Cow go who?
No. A cow doesn't go who. A cow says "moo."
I liked them on FB!
Joke: When does the diaper take a nap?
When it's pooped!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya Who?
What are you so excited about?
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on FB!
What happens when crabs get tired?
They get crabby! :)
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook.
What kind of cows live in Hollywood?
Moooooovie stars
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook.
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
became a fan on facebook!
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Hey I'm hungry, can you gorilla me a cheeseburger please?
LOL!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 (ate) 9!
Why do steers wear bells?
Their HORNS dont work?
I am a fan of lunch punch on Facebook
I am a FB fan of Lunch Punch!
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies!
I'm a fan on Facebook!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just mommy!
(My son has loved that one since he was 2.) :)
I'm a fan of Lunch Punch on Facebook!
What did Cinderella wear to the beach? Glass "flippers" ;-)
I just became a fan of Lunchpunch on Facebook ;-) LOVE Lunchpunch!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana??
I had a kid do this one to me...Knock Knock - who's there? Ka. Ka - who? Ka BONK & they the kid schwacked me in the head! Can you believe it?! I liked it though - I've used this joke...hehehehe!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work. :)
and I liked the punches on FB
what do you give a sick pig?
oinkment!
also became a friend of lunch punch on facebook
What did the banana say to the doctor?
I'm not peeling very well.
Became a fan of Lunch Punch on FB
Where is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
ARRRRBYS :)
How did the thread get to school? The spool bus.
What kind of a fish chases a mouse? A cat fish.
:-)
ok...like me some lunchpunch on FB!
Liked lunchpunch on FB!
And here is my joke that my daughter thought of when she was 4 or 5. We have a boxer dog.
why don't boxers tell stories??... Because they don't have a tail!(tale).
I "liked" the Lunch Punch FB page!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors? So he could hide in the M&M dish without being seen!
What an awesome give away!
My 9yo daughter's personalized joke:
Q: What did the workmen do?
A: They put the cow on the roof!
After which she bails from her chair, laughing hysterically. Daddy and I laugh too. The lack of a punch line is too irresistible! That and her laugh is infectious.
Off to Like on FB!
Great giveaway, those punches they are absolutely adorable! I became a fan of them too. :)
liked lunch punch on fb :)
What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
I have been a FB fan for a while.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interupting Cow
Interupting C..
MOOOO!
thats a great idea! And a great giveaway. I soooo want these!!! Here's my joke:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
*snort*
I'm a fan!
kelly dot polizzi @ gmail dot com
I'm a fan!
Joke:
What do you call a frozen cat?
A Catsicle!
for some reason my 4 year old thinks this one is hillarious!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dwanye
Dwanye who?
DWAYNE THE BATHTUB IM DROWNING!! heheehehe!
Became and fan on LUNCH PUNCH FB!!
I love the joke idea. This is my favorite, thought it doesn't really work written down.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow who?
(you interrupt them asking that to say "MOO")
I am now a fan of Lunch Punch on facebook.
Pete and Repete were on a fence.
Pete fell off, who was left?
Repeat!
Pete and Repete were on a fence.
Pete fell off, who was left?
Repeat!
(and on, and on, and on... - it's like the 1st graders version of Who's on first)
I am a fan on facebook!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Awwww, please don't cry!
Liked them on FB!
Why did the cowboy buy a dauchund?
Cause he wanted a long little doggie!
I'm a fan of the lunch punch on FB!
I am a fan on FB
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over!
I also became a fan on Facebook. ^^
Thanks for doing this giveaway!
why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
LOL thanks for doing this giveaway, we'd love the transportation set
I "Liked" Lunch Punch on Facebook... :)
Here's my joke:
- How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern?
- with a pumpkin patch... haha....
Love, love, love these Lunch Punches! Here is one of my girls favorite jokes -
.Why did the bee get married?
.Because he found his honey!
i am a fan on lunch punch fb ;)
I'm a fan of lunch punch on FB.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.
I Like Lunch Punch on FB.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock...
Who's There?
Silly Monkey...
Silly Monkey Who?
Silly Monkey Ate All Your Food!!
I do not get it but this is my youngest girls most favorite joke to tell..she is quite proud because she made it up herself....lol
I am a fan of Lunch Punch on FB
How do make a strawberry shake?
take it to a scary movie.
OR...
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
(sorry, my kids love their goofy jokes - we could go on and on...)
I fanned Lunch Punch on facebook!
Okay for the joke, kinda hard to explain it in a comment, but I'll try.
Person #1: Knock, Knock
Person #2: Who's there?
P1: Annoying interrupting bull.
P2: Annoying interr...
P1: MOO!!
I became of Lunch Punch on facebook.
I liked Lunch Punch!
Two Muffins are baking in the oven. One looks to the other and says "Boy it's hot in here" the other Muffin turns and screams "AAAHHH A TALKING MUFFIN"
:D
I "liked" LunchPunch on FB :D
This is one that my 4 year old always does "knock knock" "who's there" "banana" "banana who" "banana-SPLIT!!!!"
He cracks himself up with that one every time.
Angelina
mommybee17(at)gmail(dot)come
My 5 yr olds current favorite:
knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there!!!
orange
orange who
orange you glad i didn't say banana!!
stef
I'm a fb fan of lunchpunches!!!
ps: my birthday is the 10th, i hope it's lucky!
stef
I liked Lunch Punch on Facebook!
Here's the first joke my son ever told (taught to him by my dad):
Why can't you starve at the beach?
Because of the sand which is there.
I am a fan of lunchpunch on facebook!
What did the dog say when he rubbed his tail on the sandpaper?
Ruff Ruff
I liked lunch punch on facebook!
'Liked' LunchPunch on FB.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just gave a little wave!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Ohh wow! there are a lot of entries!
Why was SIX afraid of SEVEN?
Because SEVEN EIGHT NINE.
That's all I've got. ;)
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